It looks like our Golden Boot stats got people talking, so we decided to take it to next level. We have trawled through the available archives and totted up the caps.

Like before, we couldn’t go beyond 2012/13 for all the teams so we have stopped there. Appreciate we have missed out some big names as a result but unfortunately nothing we can do!

Here are a few snippets for you;

1. A massive 172 people have turned out for Cubo in the 6 seasons since 12/13. In total, they have amassed over 3,555 caps between them
2. Only one man has achieved the coveted 100 caps, although there a good 5/6 lads that can join him this year
3. Despite being beaten to top spot overall, Ben McGeowan is actually the 1XI most capped played with a huge 90 caps under his belt
4. Jez Lye takes the 2XI title, with an impressive 65 caps. Also takes the award for the highest placed not to make a 1XI appearance…. actively avoiding a second pint at the AGM by the looks of it!
5. A Palacio takes the 3XI title, although with only one seasons worth of data it isn’t much of an accolade
6. Only 17 players have been capped by all 3 teams, with 6 still plying their trade for the club
7. Henry Neville has amassed a respectible 43 caps (apparently) – I personally haven’t seen him off the physio table since 1992. Rumour has it that is he fully fit for this year

#	Name	All Time
		1XI	2XI	3XI	Total
1	Jonathan Patterson	75	23	3	101
2	Ben McGeowan	90	4	1	95
3	Luke Arnold	23	63	0	86
4	Oli Perkins	78	6	0	84
5	Alan Clarke	52	28	0	80
6	Ralph Wensley	61	15	3	79
6	Harry Tulip	77	2	0	79
8	Elliot Connolly	75	0	0	75
9	Ian Clarke	62	11	1	74
10	Oli Watkins	42	30	0	72
10	Ryan Shedwick	63	8	1	72
12	Jez Lye	0	65	3	68
13	Martin Ansell	67	0	0	67
14	Satal Thethy	8	56	2	66
15	Gaz Stewart	62	2	1	65
16	Tom Golding	26	34	0	60
17	Tom Simmons	41	16	0	57
18	Rob Jones	3	48	5	56
19	Tom Hooper	12	40	3	55
19	Marcus Torr	55	0	0	55
21	Chris Pyke	42	9	0	51
22	Joe Coffey	23	27	0	50
22	Richard Crisp	2	48	0	50
22	David Wall	25	25	0	50
22	Richard Gough	49	1	0	50
26	Andrew Pinnington	0	46	0	46
26	James Ingle	6	29	11	46
28	James McGeowan	9	34	2	45
29	Joe Mull	4	40	0	44
30	Henry Neville	0	34	9	43
31	Rob Sadler	40	1	0	41
32	John Egan	0	38	0	38
32	Chris Grayson	25	13	0	38
34	Brad Wilkie	22	15	0	37
34	Charlie Cooper	37	0	0	37
34	Tim De La Haye	37	0	0	37
37	Mark Bradley	34	0	2	36
38	Ryan Frost	35	0	0	35
39	Adam Fox	3	30	0	33
39	Matt Laing	33	0	0	33
39	Hung Nguyen	29	4	0	33
42	Sean O’Donovan	0	30	0	30
43	Harry Peel	29	0	0	29
43	Martin Shardlow	2	27	0	29
43	Nick Flower	26	3	0	29
46	Alex Bain	2	26	0	28
46	Pete Hill	5	22	1	28
48	Pete Woodhead	23	4	0	27
48	Greg Tett	26	0	1	27
48	Steve Taylor	1	25	1	27
51	Andrew Findleton	25	0	0	25
52	Tom Robinson	0	24	0	24
52	Fred Gorlitz	3	21	0	24
52	Rob Davies	24	0	0	24
52	J Darlington	24	0	0	24
56	Henry Chadwick	23	0	0	23
56	Pete Smith	1	21	1	23
56	Jake Flower	23	0	0	23
59	Andy Harris	0	22	0	22
60	Chris Bentley	1	19	0	20
61	Richard Bush	5	7	7	19
61	S Sabahatian	18	1	0	19
63	Andrew Noble	6	12	0	18
63	Paul Every	18	0	0	18
65	Justin Armitage	0	17	0	17
66	Jordan Gutridge	16	0	0	16
66	Tom Shaw	16	0	0	16
66	Terry Spokes	7	9	0	16
66	Sam Graves	16	0	0	16
66	Mike Cain	15	1	0	16
71	Sam Ward	4	11	0	15
71	Luke Haddon	0	6	9	15
71	A Strickland	13	0	2	15
74	C Reid	0	4	10	14
75	Jack Hutchinson	13	0	0	13
75	Harry Forte	5	8	0	13
77	James Haig	0	12	0	12
77	Chris Lunn	12	0	0	12
77	Milan Cooper	0	12	0	12
77	John Glenn	0	1	11	12
77	Edward Jackson	8	4	0	12
77	A Hackin	0	6	6	12
77	A Palacio	0	0	12	12
84	Conor Kennedy	11	0	0	11
84	Stuart Fraser	0	11	0	11
84	Rick Utting	5	6	0	11
84	Brett Vanderlight	5	4	2	11
84	S Cain	0	1	10	11
84	C Callaghan	0	8	3	11
90	Jack Peedell	0	10	0	10
90	Sam Brooks	10	0	0	10
90	Ben Harris	10	0	0	10
90	Steve Keegan	0	10	0	10
90	Ed Smith	0	1	9	10
90	T Jones	0	10	0	10
96	Jean Luc Adamson	5	4	0	9
96	George McMahon	9	0	0	9
96	Ben Murphy	9	0	0	9
96	Sam Griffiths	9	0	0	9
96	Tim Field	0	1	8	9
96	Chris Gray	8	1	0	9
96	D Storey	0	4	5	9
103	Aidan Litterick	4	4	0	8
103	Adam Cheetham	0	8	0	8
103	R McGarr	0	3	5	8
106	Lester Hitch	0	7	0	7
106	Alex Hannaway	7	0	0	7
106	Bill Whetton	7	0	0	7
106	James Boase	1	5	1	7
106	N Coates	7	0	0	7
111	Jamie Walton-Gould	0	6	0	6
111	N Tubb	0	1	5	6
111	P May	0	0	6	6
111	J Griffith	0	0	6	6
115	Scott Valley	0	5	0	5
115	James Kelsall	2	3	0	5
115	Greg Williams	1	4	0	5
115	Ollie Strudwick	0	5	0	5
115	Ryan Joyce	0	5	0	5
115	N Maingot	0	5	0	5
121	Omar Amin	1	3	0	4
121	Ryan Carolan	4	0	0	4
121	Neil Clarke	3	1	0	4
121	J McKale	0	2	2	4
121	S Singer	0	0	4	4
121	John Watson	0	0	4	4
127	Simon Ashton	0	3	0	3
127	Steve Green	3	0	0	3
127	D Stevens	3	0	0	3
127	Sam Dorman	3	0	0	3
127	Mike Neal	0	3	0	3
127	M McQuillan	0	2	1	3
127	B Rushall	0	3	0	3
127	K Lee	0	0	3	3
127	B Young	0	0	3	3
136	Conor Parsons	0	2	0	2
136	J Loayza	2	0	0	2
136	James Logan	2	0	0	2
136	Christian Money	2	0	0	2
136	Nikolay Ponomarev	2	0	0	2
136	Dennis Todirica	2	0	0	2
136	A Touaitia	2	0	0	2
136	Rob Clarke	0	2	0	2
136	James Robinson	2	0	0	2
136	B Stanford	0	2	0	2
136	Greg Benson	2	0	0	2
136	H Durrant	2	0	0	2
136	A Higgins	0	1	1	2
136	P Riley	0	1	1	2
136	D Cucos	0	0	2	2
136	R Jones	0	0	2	2
136	A Martinus	0	0	2	2
136	B Rushall	0	0	2	2
136	W Rylance	0	0	2	2
136	Ramjuan	0	0	2	2
156	Sam Earles	1	0	0	1
156	J Paul	1	0	0	1
156	Isaac Penza	1	0	0	1
156	Ryan King	0	1	0	1
156	Sam Cook	0	1	0	1
156	J Jayson	0	1	0	1
156	M Kilner	0	1	0	1
156	Mike Thomas	0	1	0	1
156	S Brain	0	0	1	1
156	S Crook	0	0	1	1
156	M Dallamore	0	0	1	1
156	P Edwards	0	0	1	1
156	O Jones	0	0	1	1
156	Trevor Moody	0	0	1	1
156	Mike North	0	0	1	1
156	C Revill	0	0	1	1
156	A Simpson	0	0	1	1

Enjoy x

Here at Cubo, the Wold Cup has re-ignited a few arguements. We have been wrestling as a club to settle the age old questions of;

1. Who really is our all time * goal scorer?
2. Which Clarke brother has bagged more?
3. Was Jez Lye actually a more attacking right back than Jonsey?
4. Should it be Ralph, Matt or Marcus going up for corners?
5. Has Salty ever scored… and for that matter has Crispy!?

Well we decided to settle this once and for all.

* We have compiled our recorded scorers for all 3 of our teams since 2012/13. We would have gone further, but the records don’t exist on the FA / W&D sites.

Here’s the full list. First things first, there are 89 scorers…

#	Name	All Time
		1XI	2XI	3XI	Total
1	Oli Perkins	43	6	0	49
2	Harry Tulip	44	1	0	45
3	Martin Ansell	29	0	0	29
4	Andrew Pinnington	0	24	0	24
5	Ian Clarke	17	2	0	19
6	Tom Hooper	0	18	0	18
7	Ben McGeown	15	0	1	16
8	Alan Clarke	9	4	0	13
8	Jonathan Patterson	11	2	0	13
8	Harry Peel	13	0	0	13
8	Ryan Shedwick	11	2	0	13
12	Henry Chadwick	12	0	0	12
12	Jordan Guttridge	12	0	0	12
12	Mike Cain	11	1	0	12
15	Martin Shardlow	0	10	0	10
15	Tom Simmons	3	7	0	10
15	Peter Smith	2	7	1	10
18	Sean O’Donovan	0	9	0	9
18	Jake Flower	9	0	0	9
20	Henry Neville	0	6	2	8
21	Justin Armitage	0	7	0	7
22	James Haig	0	6	0	6
22	Joe Coffey	1	5	0	6
22	Andy Harris	0	6	0	6
22	Richard Crisp	0	6	0	6
22	Sabby Sabahatin	6	0	0	6
22	Terry Spokes	3	3	0	6
28	Chris Pyke	3	2	0	5
28	Joe Mull	0	5	0	5
28	Jimmy Ingle	0	5	0	5
28	Mark Bradley	3	0	2	5
28	Stevie Taylor	1	4	0	5
33	Marcus Torr	4	0	0	4
33	Elliot Connolly	4	0	0	4
33	Ryan Frost	4	0	0	4
33	Paul Every	4	0	0	4
33	Joe Darlington	4	0	0	4
33	Satal Thethy	0	3	1	4
33	Tim Jones	0	4	0	4
33	P May	0	0	4	4
41	Alex Bain	0	3	0	3
41	Adam Fox	0	3	0	3
41	Tom Golding	0	3	0	3
41	Harry Forte	1	2	0	3
41	Ryan Carolan	3	0	0	3
41	Steve Keegan	0	3	0	3
41	Richard Gough	3	0	0	3
41	Pete Hill	0	3	0	3
41	S Cain	0	0	3	3
41	Jordan Griffiths	0	0	3	3
51	Charlie Cooper	2	0	0	2
51	Nick Flower	2	0	0	2
51	Andrew Noble	0	2	0	2
51	Rob Sadler	2	0	0	2
51	N Tubb	0	0	2	2
51	B Young	0	0	2	2
57	Fred Gorlitz	0	1	0	1
57	Rob Jones	0	1	0	1
57	Jack Peedell	0	1	0	1
57	Brad Wilkie	0	1	0	1
57	Omar Amin	0	1	0	1
57	Rob Davies	1	0	0	1
57	Tim De La Haye	1	0	0	1
57	Alex Hannaway	1	0	0	1
57	Matt Laing	1	0	0	1
57	Ben Murphy	1	0	0	1
57	Tom Shaw	1	0	0	1
57	Ben Harris	1	0	0	1
57	Conor Kennedy	1	0	0	1
57	Rob Clarke	0	1	0	1
57	Tom Simmons	0	1	0	1
57	Oli Watkins	1	0	0	1
57	Milan Cooper	0	1	0	1
57	Ryan Joyce	0	1	0	1
57	N Coates	1	0	0	1
57	Edward Jackson	0	1	0	1
57	Ed Smith	0	1	0	1
57	Chris Gray	1	0	0	1
57	A Strickland	1	0	0	1
57	Greg Tett	1	0	0	1
57	David Wall	1	0	0	1
57	Jez Lye	0	1	0	1
57	Ralph Wensley	0	1	0	1
57	C Callaghan	0	0	1	1
57	Tim Field	0	0	1	1
57	A Hackin	0	0	1	1
57	G Ramjaun	0	0	1	1
57	Gaz Stewart	0	0	1	1
57	John Watson	0	0	1	1

Full results can be found here…  All Time Goalscorers

So what have we learn’t? Here is a few musings for you….

• Oli Perkins reaping the rewards of his no pass policy by edging Tulip out for top spot. While Harry has scored more 1XI goals, it’s Oli 6 for the 2XI that have tilted the title his way
• Ansell the only old boy featuring in the Top 5
• Alan Clarke and Pogo leading the way as the top defenders with 13 a piece
• 5 looks to be a popular number for the defensive mids with Pyke, Mull and old boy Bradders all on 5
• Jake Flower leading our overseas golden boot comp with 9 for Ozzy target man
• Most surpising entry is joint 57th top scorer with 1…. a one P.G.Stewart. Appears when he wasn’t between the sticks he was bagging for the 3XI (well at least once)
• 1 BBC presenter makes the list. When not hosting breakfast television, John Watson was lashing goals (well 1) in for Cubo

And finally, to answer those age old questions;

1. Who really is our all time goal scorer?
   • Perkins, just…
2. Which Clarke brother has bagged more?
   • Ian, ensuring finese triumps over brute physicality
3. Was Jez Lye actually a more attacking right back than Jonsey?
   • Typical, nothing to split them
4. Should it be Ralph, Matt or Marcus going up for corners?
   • Marcus edges it. Ralph was probably to busy being injured to head up for the corners…
5. Has Salty ever scored… and for that matter has Crispy!?
   • Of course they have. Although Crispy’s goals may be down to him doing the teamsheets afterwards!!

 

 

 

 

Cubo will be back in training on the 12th July. Here are all the details you need. Anyone looking to join is encouraged to pop down, we are always looking for new members (let us know to expect you on the “Joining Cubo” page.

Dates: 12th July, 7-8pm – will continue throughout the season

Location: 3G @ Archbishop’s Park, Carlisle Lane, Lambeth, SE1 7LE

Transport: Walkable from Waterloo and Lambeth North stations

Cost: £5 per session, paid via bank transfer

What to bring: Water, astro’s (no blades etc)

Who to look out for: Marcus, Harry, Arnie, Brad, Egan