Cubo Golden Boot – 12/13 Onwards

Here at Cubo, the Wold Cup has re-ignited a few arguements. We have been wrestling as a club to settle the age old questions of;

  1. Who really is our all time * goal scorer?
  2. Which Clarke brother has bagged more?
  3. Was Jez Lye actually a more attacking right back than Jonsey?
  4. Should it be Ralph, Matt or Marcus going up for corners?
  5. Has Salty ever scored… and for that matter has Crispy!?

Well we decided to settle this once and for all.

* We have compiled our recorded scorers for all 3 of our teams since 2012/13. We would have gone further, but the records don’t exist on the FA / W&D sites.

Here’s the full list. First things first, there are 89 scorers…

# Name All Time
1XI 2XI 3XI Total
1 Oli Perkins 43 6 0 49
2 Harry Tulip 44 1 0 45
3 Martin Ansell 29 0 0 29
4 Andrew Pinnington 0 24 0 24
5 Ian Clarke 17 2 0 19
6 Tom Hooper 0 18 0 18
7 Ben McGeown 15 0 1 16
8 Alan Clarke 9 4 0 13
8 Jonathan Patterson 11 2 0 13
8 Harry Peel 13 0 0 13
8 Ryan Shedwick 11 2 0 13
12 Henry Chadwick 12 0 0 12
12 Jordan Guttridge 12 0 0 12
12 Mike Cain 11 1 0 12
15 Martin Shardlow 0 10 0 10
15 Tom Simmons 3 7 0 10
15 Peter Smith 2 7 1 10
18 Sean O’Donovan 0 9 0 9
18 Jake Flower 9 0 0 9
20 Henry Neville 0 6 2 8
21 Justin Armitage 0 7 0 7
22 James Haig 0 6 0 6
22 Joe Coffey 1 5 0 6
22 Andy Harris 0 6 0 6
22 Richard Crisp 0 6 0 6
22 Sabby Sabahatin 6 0 0 6
22 Terry Spokes 3 3 0 6
28 Chris Pyke 3 2 0 5
28 Joe Mull 0 5 0 5
28 Jimmy Ingle 0 5 0 5
28 Mark Bradley 3 0 2 5
28 Stevie Taylor 1 4 0 5
33 Marcus Torr 4 0 0 4
33 Elliot Connolly 4 0 0 4
33 Ryan Frost 4 0 0 4
33 Paul Every 4 0 0 4
33 Joe Darlington 4 0 0 4
33 Satal Thethy 0 3 1 4
33 Tim Jones 0 4 0 4
33 P May 0 0 4 4
41 Alex Bain 0 3 0 3
41 Adam Fox 0 3 0 3
41 Tom Golding 0 3 0 3
41 Harry Forte 1 2 0 3
41 Ryan Carolan 3 0 0 3
41 Steve Keegan 0 3 0 3
41 Richard Gough 3 0 0 3
41 Pete Hill 0 3 0 3
41 S Cain 0 0 3 3
41 Jordan Griffiths 0 0 3 3
51 Charlie Cooper 2 0 0 2
51 Nick Flower 2 0 0 2
51 Andrew Noble 0 2 0 2
51 Rob Sadler 2 0 0 2
51 N Tubb 0 0 2 2
51 B Young 0 0 2 2
57 Fred Gorlitz 0 1 0 1
57 Rob Jones 0 1 0 1
57 Jack Peedell 0 1 0 1
57 Brad Wilkie 0 1 0 1
57 Omar Amin 0 1 0 1
57 Rob Davies 1 0 0 1
57 Tim De La Haye 1 0 0 1
57 Alex Hannaway 1 0 0 1
57 Matt Laing 1 0 0 1
57 Ben Murphy 1 0 0 1
57 Tom Shaw 1 0 0 1
57 Ben Harris 1 0 0 1
57 Conor Kennedy 1 0 0 1
57 Rob Clarke 0 1 0 1
57 Tom Simmons 0 1 0 1
57 Oli Watkins 1 0 0 1
57 Milan Cooper 0 1 0 1
57 Ryan Joyce 0 1 0 1
57 N Coates 1 0 0 1
57 Edward Jackson 0 1 0 1
57 Ed Smith 0 1 0 1
57 Chris Gray 1 0 0 1
57 A Strickland 1 0 0 1
57 Greg Tett 1 0 0 1
57 David Wall 1 0 0 1
57 Jez Lye 0 1 0 1
57 Ralph Wensley 0 1 0 1
57 C Callaghan 0 0 1 1
57 Tim Field 0 0 1 1
57 A Hackin 0 0 1 1
57 G Ramjaun 0 0 1 1
57 Gaz Stewart 0 0 1 1
57 John Watson 0 0 1 1

Full results can be found here…  All Time Goalscorers

So what have we learn’t? Here is a few musings for you….

  • Oli Perkins reaping the rewards of his no pass policy by edging Tulip out for top spot. While Harry has scored more 1XI goals, it’s Oli 6 for the 2XI that have tilted the title his way
  • Ansell the only old boy featuring in the Top 5
  • Alan Clarke and Pogo leading the way as the top defenders with 13 a piece
  • 5 looks to be a popular number for the defensive mids with Pyke, Mull and old boy Bradders all on 5
  • Jake Flower leading our overseas golden boot comp with 9 for Ozzy target man
  • Most surpising entry is joint 57th top scorer with 1…. a one P.G.Stewart. Appears when he wasn’t between the sticks he was bagging for the 3XI (well at least once)
  • 1 BBC presenter makes the list. When not hosting breakfast television, John Watson was lashing goals (well 1) in for Cubo

And finally, to answer those age old questions;

  1. Who really is our all time goal scorer?
    • Perkins, just…
  2. Which Clarke brother has bagged more?
    • Ian, ensuring finese triumps over brute physicality
  3. Was Jez Lye actually a more attacking right back than Jonsey?
    • Typical, nothing to split them
  4. Should it be Ralph, Matt or Marcus going up for corners?
    • Marcus edges it. Ralph was probably to busy being injured to head up for the corners…
  5. Has Salty ever scored… and for that matter has Crispy!?
    • Of course they have. Although Crispy’s goals may be down to him doing the teamsheets afterwards!!

 

 

 

 

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