Coulsdon Town 3-0 AFC Cubo

Venue: Coulsdon Town

Date: Saturday 27th August 2011

Starting Line-up: Gareth Stewart, Rob Sadler, Mark Sutton, Eddy Jackson, Oli Watkins (c), Hung, Michael North, Ben McGeown, Chris Gray, Andrew Noble, Paul Every

Subs: MTM, Ian Clarke

Following last week’s rout of Virginia Water, Cubo came into this game full of confidence.  Despite a couple of absences Cubo were able to name a strong line up with Mark Sutton and Rob Sadler coming into the starting eleven.  The pre-game atmosphere was helped by Coulsdon Town kindly blasting out the Best of Magaluf  2002 , TOP TUNES, TOP LADS.

Unfortunately Cubo were unable to take the tempo of the Balearic beats out onto the pitch with them and from the opening exchanges it was Coulsdon who looked the more interested. From the off it was clear that Coulsdon were a well-drilled side with a Bolton-esque gameplan of working off their big man up top in the hope that one of the many willing runners from midfield would get in behind the Cubo backline.  This strategy was causing a slow starting Cubo all sorts of problems and it was no surprise when after a series of corners the home side took the lead.  An inswinging corner from the left was palmed away by Gaz only to be fired back into the box where the big Coulsdon number 10 directed a finish into the corner.  1-0 Coulsdon.  Cubo were looking tentative in the challenge, allowing Coulsdon to dominate the second ball and keep the pressure on the Cubo goal.

A second goal came before half time when some effective blocking prevented Gaz Stewart from claiming a corner in the six yard box and the resultant scramble saw the ball slammed home to make it 2-0 Coulsdon.  A combination of aggressive pressing by Coulsdon and the long grass was preventing Cubo from moving the ball with any kind of fluency and attacks from the boys in baby blue were few and far between.  The one real chance that Cubo did create came when a cross from the left made its way to Rob Sadler at the back post who saw his effort flash just the wrong side of the post with the keeper beaten.

A lively half time team talk appeared to galvanise Cubo and the first ten minutes of the second half saw a marked improvement in the performance, with a more aggressive pressing game forcing errors from Coulsdon.  However the good start was undone when Cubo, not for the first time, failed to clear their lines effectively and Ben McG’s clearance was deflected to the Coulsdon left winger who finished past Gaz to make it 3-0.

Despite the scoreline Cubo continued to put the work in, making Coulsdon work hard for the remaining 20 minutes.  With the home side easing off Cubo were able to find a bit more space at the back to carry the ball forward and only a couple of last ditch interventions from the Coulsdon backline prevented MTM a clear run on goal.

The game finished 3-0 to Coulsdon.  A disappointing result which was probably as much a result of a slightly sluggish performance from Cubo as it was about the strength of their opponents.  Coulsdon implemented an effective gameplan, clearly the side more up for it in the opening 45 minutes they will no doubt be in the shake-up at the end of the season  However Cubo should take some comfort from an improved 2ndperiod which they will can feel disappointed not have come away with anything to show for their endeavours.

Man of the Match: Oli Watkins

Scorers:

Report: Benny Mac

Virginia Water FC 1-6 AFC Cubo

Venue: Virginia Water

Date: Saturday 20th August 2011

Starting Line-up: Gareth Stewart; Eddy Jackson, Goughy, Oli Watkins (c); Pogo, Hung, Northy, Ben McG; Chris Gray, Paul Every, Noble

Subs: MTM, Robs Sadler, Mark Sutton

Following last year’s title winning exploits Cubo finally made their bow in the much vaunted Surrey Elite League against Virginia Water.  The step up in that Cubo have made was clear from the set up alone, clubhouse, bar and raised pitch, a big departure from the glamour of Raynes Park.

Despite the absence of skipper Paul Lilwall (who’s knee injury has coincided with renewed speculation about a move to the German leagues) and Billy (still looking for his ‘bottle’ according to incumbent ‘hard man’ Oli Watkins) Cubo were able to name a very settled line-up.  Virginia Water on the other hand were having to deal with numerous changes with 8 new players swelling their ranks.

This lack of familiarity was clear to see from the very first minute when Oli Watkins lofted a ball into the right hand channel, over the head of the dawdling VWFC full back to release Noble whose squared pass was converted by a sliding Chrissy Gray.  1-0 Cubo after only 17 seconds (club record???).  A superb start for the boys in baby blue was followed by quarter of an hour of nip and tuck football, with very little space available to allow either side to build a decent attack.  Despite this Cubo were able to breach the VWFC backline again after just 17 minutes when the VWFC  left back was again found wanting, allowing Every to get in behind and get a shot off which the keeper could only parry to the onrushing Noble who slotted home to make it 2-0.

Cubo added a third shortly afterwards.  Northy winning another header from a goal kick which fell to Noble who ran through on goal and saw his shot pushed away by the keeper into the path of the grateful Paul Every who side-footed past the defender on the line.  3-0 Cubo.  VWFC’s defence were struggling to cope with the mobility of Cubo’s front three whose movement  when Cubo had possession was superb.  Even when VWFC received possession there was no respite as their back four were hounded into either giving the ball away or pumping aimless long balls to the Cubo backline where Watkins and Goughy were completely dominating the VWFC front two.

With the game opening up Cubo continued to cut throughVWFC at will with McGeown and Every both missing great opportunities, the latter following great link up play with Pogo and Noble.  Luckily for Gaffer Ben McG he was able to atone for his earlier miss before the half time whistle when Chris G released Every, again in the right hand channel, whose perfectly weighted cross made it almost impossible for the gaffer to do anything but score.  4-0 Cubo.  Cubo continued to pile on the pressure and added a fifth before half time when a corner from the right hand side made it all the way across to Pogo hanging out on the left wing.  His cross found Noble, lurking on the edge of the six yard box and he made no mistake, half-volleying home into the roof of the net.

Coming out for the second half it appeared Cubo were in no mood to let VWFC off lightly as a sixth goal was added after only a few minutes.  A long throw from Noble out on the left was powerfully headed home by an unmarked Northy to make it 6-0 Cubo.

Despite the half time exhortations to maintain the intensity of the first half, given the scoreline it wasunderstandable that there was a slight drop in the work-rate of the first period.  The introduction of MTM, Sadler and Sutton off the bench went some way to lifting this with MTM going close when his deflected effort threatened to loop over the keeper before he was able to scramble back to make the save.  Sutton, on for the impressive Pogo (whose professionalism extended to walking away from an all day session at the cricket the day before to make sure he was in peak condition for the game…), was making an immediate impact using his pace to great effect.  On more than one occasion he was the victim of rough treatment from VWFC having skinned his opposite number (one effort being reminiscent of Claudia Cannigga against Cameroon in the 1990 World Cup).

With the game opening up Cubo were playing some confident football, shifting the ball round the pitch with ease.  However there was also an element of sloppiness creeping in and VWFC should have had a penalty when Ben McG left a foot dangling which the VWFC winger threw himself over.  Had it not been the enthusiasm with which he threw himself on the deck then the referee would have been left with very little choice but to award the pen, instead he decided, remarkably to play on.

With full time approaching Cubo looked set to greet the 2011/12 with a clean sheet, unfortunately a rare error from Gaz Stewart, having just made a superb finger tip save, gifted VWFC a consolation goal, a looping cross slipping between his grasp and into the net.

Whilst VWFC were a fairly poor outfit this was still a very encouraging start to the season for Cubo.  Last season the backline, rightfully, received many of the plaudits but on Saturday it was the front three’s mobility and work-rate which really caught the eye.  Special mentions also go to Northy who put in another dominate performance in the centre of the park and Jacko whose emergence has gone a long way to compensating for the absence of Cubo’s ‘Fabulous’ skipper.

MOTM: Andrew Noble

Scorers: Gray, Noble (2), Every, B. McGeown, North

Report: Benny Mac

Annual Charity Fundraiser – An Update

An update from club Chairman, Stevie T:

(Please note that a follow up post with details of all of the donors of raffle and auction prizes will be coming very soon)

“August 13th saw what we can now call AFC Cubo’s annual charity fundraiser.  The first ever event was held last year on a boat on the Thames and this year we hired the ballroom of Winchester House, a private members club down on the river in Putney.

The event started classily with aChampagne reception and polite chat on the lawn but by 10.30pm Cubo + friends had reverted to type and were throwing massive shapes having drunk the venue clean out of Jagermeister.  Live music was provided by Gareth Rhodes and Jon Botham who played through an eclectic set ranging from Lady Gaga & Alicia Keys to Roxette and Bon Jovi with a double helping of the Baywatch theme tune!  (For anyone wanting to see what they missed check out Gareth’s YouTube channel by searching axl77).

The highlight of the evening (other than the pies served at midnight) was the amount of money we managed to raise for the Bobby Moore Fund.  Pally and Jonesy excellently managed to cajole the crowd into spending well over the odds for everything from rounds of golf and football tickets to entire lambs and a year’s supply of chocolate!

Clearly the most overpriced item auctioned off was Matt Turner who unbelievably managed to fetch £225 but was still not as desirable as a dead sheep that brought in 2 bids of £230.  Post auction we had another set of industrial strength cheese from the band and a hastily drawn raffle before it was over to DJ Jove to take us through until the close.

All in all the event was a massive social success and through it we also managed to raise £3,886.56 for The Bobby Moore Fund!

On behalf of the club I would like to thank everyone who came to the event and bought or sold tickets and special thanks to all those who either donated or bought things for the auction/raffle.  We will be writing to them individually and a full list of the donors will be going onto the website shortly.  Once this is updated please take some time to look through the names of the donors and if you ever have the chance of using them in the future please try and support them.

Finally I would just like to thank the organising committee of Ben, Northy (and more importantly his wife Margi), Jonesy and Ben Kilner for their help in making the night a success.  Special thanks also go to Pally for sterling work in the auction process, Matt Kilner for sorting the PA and being the sound engineer for the band and finally to Jacko who gave us all a lesson in how not to sell raffle tickets.”

Thanks again to everyone who attended and made this event such an enjoyable and worthwhile success.

Fantasy Premier League

Robert John Sadler has kindly set up the AFC Cubo Fantasy Premier League…er…league for the 2011/12 season.

Log onto http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ pick your team and enter the following code to get involved: 788319-197310

Last year’s Champion was, I think, Pete ‘I kept an excel spreadsheet of stats last season’ Hill and he is surely the man to beat this term. First prize is the respect and adulation of your teammates, AND first choice of potato wedge for a home game of your choosing – a compelling package I think you’ll agree.

It will be interesting to see how people pick squads in their own image.

Northy’s Midfield: Lee Cattermole – Cheik Tiote – Nigel De Jong – Karl Henry

Hoops’ Midfield: Michael Carrick – Gareth Barry – Danny Murphy – Jermaine Jenas

Rhys Burton’s Midfield: Adel Taarabt – Clint Dempsey – Joe Cole – Adam Johnson

Clarkey’s Midfield: Lucas Leiva – Lucas Leiva – Lucas Leiva (in the hole)

MTM’s Attackers: Leroy  Lita – Scott Sinclair – Stephen Dobbie – Luke Moore

Turner’s Spine: Christopher Samba – Yaya Toure – Emile Heskey

Rob Jones Team: Billy Jones – Phil Jones – David Jones – Kenwyne Jones

May the best man win….

Save Barn Elms

STOPtheSHAFT is a protest to stop Thames Water from building the main shaft for the supersewer on Barn Elms.

It doesn’t need explaining how bad this would be for both our club and for a number of sporting teams and schools in the area if it goes ahead.

Please make an effort to sign the petition here and tell your friends and teammates.

http://www.gopetition.co.uk/petition/40513/sign.html

While this is a serious and important issue it should also be raised that, in his anger to protest against these potentially damaging actions, Neil Clark has upped sticks and moved to Taiwan. A bold and committed display that is typical of the man.

Club Fundraiser – Drinks on the River

On Saturday the 13th August the club will be holding it’s second annual fundraising event in support of the Bobby Moore Fund.

It is a black tie night, taking place at Winchester House, Putney. As well as drinking, dancing and live music there will also be an auction taking place where proceeds will go to our supported club charity.

For tickets please contact Ben McGeown on 07738 595956 or at ben.mcgeown@kilngroup.com

Pre-Season Underway

This year’s Pre-season got underway last night on Wandsworth Common although the troops that assembled were relieved to hear that Drill Sergeant Benny Mac was absent as he prepares to traverse Scotland using every form of transport possible this weekend.

Nevertheless it was a good turn out and cheers to Pally and The Chairman™ for overseeing the session.

Awards 2010/11

Club awards:
First team player of the year – Oli Watkins
First team golden boot – Mike Neal
Second team player – Mark Bradley
Second team golden boot – Paul Every
Third team player of the year – Matt Turner
Third team golden boot – Chris Harding
Sleaziest player of the year – Ben McGeown
Most fabulous – Henry Neville
Clubman of the year – Tom Hooper

Club Committee 2011/12

The Club Committee for the 2011/12 season is as follows:

Club chairman – Steven Taylor

First team manager – Ben McGeown

First team captain – Paul Lilwall

First team secretary – Ben McGeown

Second team manager – Mike Thomas

Second team captain – Satal Thethy

Second and third team secretary – Neil Clark

Third team manager – Rob Jones

Third team captain – Matthew Turner

Club treasurer – Chris Gray

Club communications officer – Tom Hooper

Club social secretaries – Rob Jones, Mike North, Ben Kilner